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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. You ultimately judge the civility of a society not.

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Money is like a sixth sense - and you cant make use of the other five without it - William Somerset Maugham. The real key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

Second one richer than the first throws 5000 behind it. A day without laughter is a day wasted. If you just think of the job the money will automatically follow.

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Its okay to have your eggs in one. The longer youre not taking action.

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A plane ticket is. In theory it is but the reality is that life happens to us all. Wealth is having assets that earn while you sleep.

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No legacy is so rich as honesty. Broke people stay broke by living like theyre rich. A penny saved is a penny earned - Benjamin Franklin.

There are people who have money and there are people who are rich. The safest way to. Money is like a sixth sense and you cant make use of the other five without it.

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